Ya cheap bastard! No wonder you're french!
You and yourr wine, ze cheeze zat smellz like your grandmama's 'Radis cuit aux escargots sucrés' Bah! wasting money on food! I mean com'on! We don't spend money on food! Games are the only things that matter! If I'm hungry, then I'll die in front of mah monitor punting a gnome!