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 Ok this is kind of 'crude' but funny...WOw quotes

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ReiChina 
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Guild: Crazy Weiguorens

  Sun 20 Mar 2011 - 21:51  #
I haven't been able to play my main for 2 days and I got tired of leveling my twink Druid (7 levels yesterday). Long story short- I decided to look for funny wow quotes...these were the one's I thought were pretty funny-

guildie 1: "hey man...can you help me kill these crabs in the searing gorge?"
me: "im too busy killing these nagas on the burning steppes...but i think they make a shampoo for that"
guildie 1: "there are nagas on the burning steppes?"
guildie 2: "i think they are called 'porch monkeys'"
guildie 1: "oh....hes got jokes"
me: "what gave it away? the shampoo comment?"


lvl 5 guy "can someone run me through scarlet monestary? i hear there is a really cool thing i can wear there!"

person 1 "anyone know where a rouge trainer is in org?"
person 2 "probably from an avon or mary kay rep"
person 1 "how high does your rep have to be to train that?"
silence
person 1 "thats a mean joke"

#1 f**k its laggy
#2 that could be the tag line for this server

In Heroic Slavepens at the Lobster Boss:
Druid: Spam heals on me when I start bleeding!
Warlock: Oh, that time of the month again?

/flirt- "Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Good. Bring an ample supply of butter. And goblin jumper cables."

Me: anyone up for sunken temple?
Guildy: Yeah me
Guildy2: yarr Im a pirate you sexy mermaid!
Guildy: wtf...
Guildy2: oh @%#! wrong chat

The guy has to take a brake and piss. "I am going to WC"
The other asks "Oh, do epic drops happen inside that instance?"
"uhh.. well, sometimes"
"Can you keep any for me please ?"
"umm.. I think they are soulbond.."
"Ah, ok. Watch out for ninja looters"
"dont think anyone will try.."

MC raid, inside instance: Some funny mage (!) yells:
- "Summoning ! Please assist!" - and casts portal to IF.
(Then half of the raid group is nice and helpful and clicks "summoning" portal, ending in IF temple.)


[LookingForGroup - Westfall][Rayy (Me)] - LFG Deadmines
[Whisper][someguy] - How many do you have in your party?
[Whisper][Rayy] - Me, myself and i.
*insert long silence*
[Whisper][someguy] - so thats three, right?

I started a Warrior alt the other day, killing the kobolds behind nortshire abbey. Then i get this whisper from a lvl 3 priest:
priest: "wtf? you have speed hack???????"
me: "umm... eh? oh yeah, it's called 'Charge'"
priest: "......"
priest: "could you plx send it to me Very Happy:D"

**Ok I think this is long enough. If you want to read the whole 22pages you can find it here http://wow.incgamers.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-353254.html study
StiXx 
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Name: Avanti
Guild: The Crazy Waiguorens

  Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 5:15  #
Nice, I also have one, this is from a guy who is also playing wow China and has a druid named something with bean...

"Going afk for 5 guys"

Made my day Smile
ReiChina 
HarpyHarpy

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Location : Chongqing

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Name: Calypsoo/ (hub)Soloman
Guild: Crazy Weiguorens

  Mon 21 Mar 2011 - 8:05  #
...I'm jealous, clapclap I'd have to log out for 5 guys-

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste...
why not share it??
StiXx 
NecromancerNecromancer

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Name: Avanti
Guild: The Crazy Waiguorens

  Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 5:59  #
...Yeah he is one lucky guy
ReiChina 
HarpyHarpy

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Guild: Crazy Weiguorens

  Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 16:54  #
I almost forgot...If you ever want to have a really good laugh about WOW go check out 我是MT on baidu. It's a cartoon about a group of horde characters leveling up from LV 1 and all the stupid stuff they did. It's hilarious-

It's all in Chinese (I've seen one or two episodes with English subtitles but I can't remember where we got those from)...but you can get the basic ideas from just watching if you have some experience with WOW.
Urubaen 
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Name: Sandre
Guild: TCW

  Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 16:57  #
You get the episodes with subs from warcraft movies.
Sup 
FelhoundFelhound

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Location : New York

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Name: Trollkicker
Guild: Requited Pride

  Tue 22 Mar 2011 - 23:10  #
http://www.wowhead.com/quest=25388
http://www.wowhead.com/quest=25949

The first quest should be an obvious reference.

The second quest, the NPC in the quest yells "THRALL'S BALLS! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!"
jackdvd 
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  Thu 12 May 2011 - 11:11  #
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