You know you're playing WOW too much when...

You look at someone who's pissing you off and think "How much xp would I get from killing you?"
You ran after the bus, jump on at the last minute and wonder why you have to pay.
You look at your boss and think "Is it really worth the rep grind to be honored with you?"
You are in the forest and see an animal and you try to make him your pet
You brag about your stamina during sex
You see someone camping and wonder if the Darkmoon faire is in town
You tell the doctor how much damnage you took during your car accident
You inspect peoples clothing to see if yours is better
You stop to skin the roadkill on the highway
You REALLY want to /kick that annoying co-worker
You take a break from gaming becuase you've aggrod your gf/bf
Gank, pawn, and corpse camping have made it into your regular vocabulary
You try to pan, turn and zoom while watching TV
You use commerical breaks to level fishing
You hear a microwave DING and shout "Gratz"
You call bad drivers, noobs
Your gf/bf/spouse has started playing just so they can talk with you
You refer to real life money as gold.
You wonder why you can't put your chatty co-workers on 'ignore'
You have to go grocery shopping cause you're out of 'mats'
You refer to BBQing as "upping" your cooking skills
You see daisies but think Peacebloom
You're in this forum, made it to this thread and have read to the end of this post
You made this post...

hahahaha,, you answer in the affirmative with "Zug Zug & DABU!"

Your gf/bf/spouse has started playing just so they can talk with you- The entire reason why I started playing in the first place!

You scan NPC names that would be fitting of your first born.
When people in your RL call you by your character name.
You schedule vacation time for major world events.
Your regular vacation time is spent looking for NEW interesting spots in game.
You hold your RL wedding in IF.
The only people you know outside of work are warriors or magicians.

Your spouse wakes up in the middle of the night with eyes wide open starts murrmering about mob aggro, your tanking, how her bags are full, and then just crashes back to sleep without a single memory.

Yeah, we play too much.

You begin to use "F-king Gnomes" way too often in real life.
You spend more time talking to your neighbors kids about the game than your neighbors about real life.
The only reason you can remeber any Chinese is because you use it in game.
Instead of saying "I dont know what I want" you say "I dont have a target" at dinner.

You look in puddles for volatile water