Fellow Crazy Waiguorens,

It is Done! Thank you to all those who helped!

We would like to get the 8th tab for our Guild Bank so we can store even more wonderful goodies, but in order to do that, we need to get the achievement Stay Classy, which requires that we have one of every available Race/Class combination at level 85 and with a reputation of Honored with the Guild. To this end, I've put together the table below to let you all know what we already have and what we still need.

Table Key: (Updated to July 9, 2012)

• YES = We have this Race/Class Combination
  
• x = This Race/Class combination is unavailable
  
• NEED = A Race/Class combination that we still need
  
• 85 = We have a level 85 with this combination, but they still need a little more time to reach Honored with the guild

Race / Class	Orc	Undead	Troll	Tauren	Blood Elf	Goblin
Priest	x	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
Rogue	YES	YES	YES	x	YES	YES
Warrior	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
Mage	YES	YES	YES	x	YES	YES
Druid	x	x	YES	YES	x	x
Hunter	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES
Warlock	YES	YES	YES	x	YES	YES
Shaman	YES	x	YES	YES	x	YES
Paladin	x	x	x	YES	YES	x
Death Knight	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES	YES

If you are starting a new character, please consider choosing one of the race/class combinations that we are still looking for.

Blackhorn

Gruumsh has a troll DK, but no idea how long for him to level it.
Im getting my friend into the game with RAF so I'll level something with him we need.

I THINK he wants to tank, so Ill see if he can make a Troll Warrior and I may try a Troll lock or mage.

Stickied. Very good use of BBcode ; I encourage it.

EDIT: Trolls cannot be paladins.

EDIT 2: the Stay Classy link now works with tooltip. Remember to use Wowhead tooltips

Malice wrote:

Gruumsh has a troll DK, but no idea how long for him to level it.
Im getting my friend into the game with RAF so I'll level something with him we need.

I THINK he wants to tank, so Ill see if he can make a Troll Warrior and I may try a Troll lock or mage.

The poor guy, you must have pushed him into becoming the guild tank

Modified the table because Trolls could be paladins
Honestly, I hate these kind of achievements ; It's kind of like the PvP one, where you need to kill every Race / Class combination. Here's the problem: Dwarf Mage.

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Thanks Blizzard.

wouldnt it work to just class change to the needed one ; )
Yes it costs but its less time consuming to get the achievement, and you still pay the game time for playing up to lvl 85

stItCh wrote:

wouldnt it work to just class change to the needed one ; )
Yes it costs but its less time consuming to get the achievement, and you still pay the game time for playing up to lvl 85

Sure it would work if you race changed. Except that someone playing a Undead rogue is not going to pay 90 RMB to change to a troll. He'd rather level a troll warlock and discover a new class. And with R.A.F , everything is faster nowadays.

Blackhorn,

Taurens can be paladins now!

And we have it =)

no undead hunters!?! but of course not... the animals smell death and... fear... and so the undead hunter couldnt keep a pet for his...life...

i find it very telling though that trolls get no appreciation. they are cool but unloved by Blizzard.

Gruumsh44 wrote:

no undead hunters!?! but of course not... the animals smell death and... fear... and so the undead hunter couldnt keep a pet for his...life...

i find it very telling though that trolls get no appreciation. they are cool but unloved by Blizzard.

Definitely. That said, if trolls could be paladins, I would race transfer my blood elf to one. Nothing like a paladin smoking pot.

Here's why trolls are better than YOU! (Credit goes to Caribou16 from Wowhead)


Why Trolls are better than you:

There is, without a doubt, no other quintessentially awesome race then that of the troll. Our detractors are quick to point out our hunched posture, bi-phalangical hands and feet, and lack luster active and passive racial traits. These people are noobs. I will explain.

Posture:

Trolls, by their very nature, are very modest and easy going. Knowing full well that standing at their full height would shame other horde races, they slouch to make Orcs, Tauren, and Undead feel less like gnomes. Trolls hate nothing more then gnomes, and would never want their allies to feel like such pathetic creatures in their presence.

Hands and Feet:

Obviously, trolls COULD regenerate themselves more fingers and toes if they wished...however there is nothing trolls hate more then the ostentatiousness of extraneous digits. And you should thank them for it. Ask yourself this: While losing horribly to a troll in a duel, would you really want more then two toes stuck up your ass as you frantically try to type /yield? I don't think so, and neither do trolls. Fun fact: Troll toes are the leading cause of and cure for colon cancer.

Racials:

These are Bliizard's acknowledgment that trolls are the best race in every computer game ever. Plus 5 to bows and throwing weapons? Ten percent of regeneration continues in combat? The ability to attack faster when at 20% health? THis is all an attempt to stop people from QQing on the forums about how overpowered trolls are. And it works. No one complains about the over poweredness of troll racials. Not because Blizzard did something right, but because people are afraid that if they complain, trolls will hack their accounts, power level them to 70, buy them epic mounts, and then delete the character.

Mounts:

The raptor is the sports car of warcraft mounts, and it is no accident that trolls ride them. Tauren have semi-cool mounts, you know, if you like minivans.

Playable classes:

Trolls can be any class they want.

It's true. You might be thinking, but wait, lol, trolls can't be warlocks or paladins or druids! You would be wrong. There is no shame in it...your puny non-troll brain simply can not handle...thought. So I will explain.

Trolls can be rogues, mages, shaman, and warriors. Therefore they are like druids.
Trolls priests can use holy magic and troll warriors can wear plate. Therefore they are like paladins.
Troll priests can use shadow magic and troll mages can use fire. Therefore they are like warlocks.

Put simply, there is not anything a troll can not do...except suck as much as a warlock. They're working on it, but it's kinda on the back burner.

Lastly, tusks.

This should not even be on the list, as it is basic knowledge that things WITH tusks are just better than things WITHOUT tusks. It can be summed up with the following equation:

Tusks > No Tusks

These apendages are extremely useful for killing, cooking, cleaning, opening letters, and mating. In fact, a troll skilled in tusking can actually kill a gnome, roast it, mop up the blood, open his fan mail, and work diligently to give you a new baby brother all at the same time.

So you see, trolls are better then you. In every way. You may be wondering why every time you visit a troll village everyone is dancing and playing catch and having a good time? It's because they are secure in their knowledge they are not you.

I loved that post the first time read it on the wow boards so long ago! sent it to Twisted immediately.
BUT i will say now that everyone can ride the raptors... Their days of having the hottest "wheels" on the roads are done.

I declare this week "Love your troll guildmate week" /hug them all!

Gruumsh44 wrote:

I loved that post the first time read it on the wow boards so long ago! sent it to Twisted immediately.
BUT i will say now that everyone can ride the raptors... Their days of having the hottest "wheels" on the roads are done.

I declare this week "Love your troll guildmate week" /hug them all!

+1

I especially like the part where he mentions tauren mounts are cool, "if you're into mini-vans". That one always he me smiling.
I suggest you guys make a "Troll Week" event. You make level 1 trolls and fight, etc... as well as come to the forum and troll us admins!

Gruumsh44 wrote:

no undead hunters!?! but of course not... the animals smell death and... fear... and so the undead hunter couldnt keep a pet for his...life...

i find it very telling though that trolls get no appreciation. they are cool but unloved by Blizzard.

Its not the fear they smell.. doggies want bones to chew on

I agree that trolls are the most awesome of all. It actually shames me that I don't have a nice troll at lvl 85, but i have a good excuse, really!

• Excuse No.1, when I transferred my Druid to The Crazy Waiguorens, I couldn't change to a troll because the stupid game didn't let us do that until two weeks later. We really should have started congregating on Alterac Mountains about two weeks later so I could have my troll druid.
  
• Excuse No.2, my Mage was transferred over to become an orc especially because I thought lots of people would have chosen to be Trolls. I was trying to do the guild a favour as I knew nobody was likely to start an Orc mage. If I knew how little love the Trolls would be getting, I'd have definitely selected Troll Mage.
  
• Excuse No.3, although Trolls can be paladins through their awesome priest and warrior skills, dues to a lack of time, I decided to level them both at the same time as a Paladin class.
  

I know my excuses are pitiful, but I guess I'm just not awesome enough to be considered worthy enough to be a Troll. I feel like a reject since I don't have an awesome Troll character as one of my mains. Must start one ASAP.

Long live Vol'jin, mon

I'm still waiting for the inevitable Tauren Rogue. Nothing like playing a cow stabbing you in the butt.

sup Guys !

I race changed from goblin to troll , so i guess you guys can scratch out Troll - Mage =) , one step closer to the 8th tab !

working on a UD Hunter too ^_^

Belated thanks to you, Spooky. You not only helped us out, you also turned blue, grew several feet in height, and gained a Jamaican accent!

Also thanks to Evilyn the blue-skinned Jamaican warlock (voodoo user?) who helped us get one step closer.

Just updated the table, but we're still short by only 6 classes, most of which we already have someone at lvl 85. Just work on your characters for a couple of weeks and get that reputation to Honored!

Tauren Death Knights - Alastian, Eightyfour, Gotbeef
Tauren Hunter - Blitz
Troll Rogue - Eightyfive
Troll Warrior - Perrin (currently lvl 83)

We also still need an Undead Hunter and Troll Death Knight.

It's times like this that I'm happy TCW is horde. Who'd want to level a dwarf mage if we were ally?

Shoju is my 75 Troll Deathknight. will be lvling him a bit while some other chars start out.

you forgot goblin hunter i believe

Perrin 1/3 way to 85 now and 100 from honoured

Thanks Tim,

I've added our need for a Goblin Hunter as well. I know we used to have one of those, but he/she seems to have disappeared.

Actually, why is it that we have 18 lvl 85 hunters in the guild and only one of them is Goblin, Undead or Tauren?

My buddy is a Goblin Hunter, he's new to WoW, he's in TCW, hit 41 yesterday and he kinda likes the gameplay, so I think a potential 85 is on its way

we now have a lvl 85 Troll Warrior (Perrin) will be honoured after weekly reset (needs only 100).

Great to hear, Enea. I'll make the change in the table above now to reflect your awesomeness.

Can't really comment on the warrior/shaman issue, Uru. I've only ever played those two classes up to lvl 15 or 20. My Shaman was a goblin, and made me decide that I hate playing a goblin. Still quite interested in playing a Shaman at some point.

For warriors, I quite enjoyed the little I played, particularly the Victory Rush. Wouldn't mind playing one of those either.

we need healers

Shaman... Resto Shaman... Arena.. Arrrr !!

StiXx wrote:

Shaman... Resto Shaman... Arena.. Arrrr !!

Maybe. But I'd like to see the big numbers with Lavaburst! And thunderstorm in Blade's Edge Arena must be a C-c-c-ombo Breaker!

Healing numbers are higher Uru

StiXx wrote:

Healing numbers are higher Uru

Yeah, but it doesn't kill your opponent. Chain Lightning to Lava Burst is an awesome combo

undead hunter got =)