Greetings.

I am writing on behalf of a friend who's religious beliefs prohibit him from visiting any website containing the word "Cow" in it's title.

You are all cordially invited to partake in an exciting new guild called Lemon Party. We are a Horde guild on Region 1 Frostwolf (霜浪).

Our intentions are to have fun, socialise and help one another out.

If you would like to join us in our drunken, cake eating, Gnome stomping misadventures feel free to contact Bigmac.

lol

vatio wrote:

lol

I see you are interested in joining our guild.

Please submit a full resume to our human resources director. We would appreciate you using the following format in order to streamline our input procedures:

1) Full name. Include any aliases, fake IDs and nicknames that you like to call yourself but the people at school refuse to call you by no matter how many times you let them beat you up.

2) Age. Please note that this is for statistical purposes only. We here at Lemon Party do not discriminate by age even though it has been empirically proven that old people are useless.

3) Gender. Renamed from "Sex" after the "YES PLZ" response got really old really fast. Thai Ladyboys, girly-men or any variation thereof please mention so in the "Further comments" section.

In addition to this please include a short paragraph or two stating your reasons for wanting to join the guild, what you seek to accomplish during your tenure with us and why you think you will be a valuable addition to the Lemon Party.

Thank you for your interest and we hope to hear from you soon.

-BigMac
King Nothing of Lemon Party.

no no thinks i dont interested to joining your guil
i have one good thinks
and a say lol bicaouse all one go to the horde .
lol.
see you bye

Yes. I understand completely.







Please note our "Free cake" policy. Free cake to all members. This month's flavours are:

*Gherkin surprise (the surprise is that THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY GHERKINS! THEY'RE PENISES)

*Ant and bat faces.

*Pineapple. An interesting DNA experiment involving a pine tree and an apple.....gone terribly wrong.

the cake is a lie!!

kidding... but i do prefer Pie... mmmm