Hello and to another （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ thread!

Share your jokes here! Doesn't have to be related to WoW in any way, and not too dirty as well guys! (Else I'll just replace every dirty part with *beep*).

Here goes!

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the men's
room and they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance. He
said: "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature, a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you
will be rewarded with your fondest wish. But be warned: if you say
something false; you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of
nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader
stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he
suddenly found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three,"
and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looked into the mirror and said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into
the mirror.

2 guys get lost in a jungle and stumble upon a nativ tribe, they promptly tie them up and display them to the tribe.

The chieftan walks up and says to them both
" you have trespassed on our land and you must be punished! you have two choices, death or ogaboga. What do you choose"

the first guy says "well ogaboga isnt death so lets go with that"

The chieftan turns to all the tribemen " OGABOGA!!!!"

Every male then gang rapes the guy.

The cheiftan then turns to the other guy " death or ogaboga?"

The guy doesnt want the horror of being raped by 50 tribemen so he says "Death!!"

The chieftan yells " DEATH!!...by ogaboga"

*sigh* Scottish humor. Here's one for you funky!

An Englishman, An Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a bar. The barman says "is this some kind of joke!"

Here's a better one:

A woman, getting married for the fourth time, goes to a bridal shop and asks for a white dress.

"You can't wear white.", reminds the sales clerk, "You've been married three times already."

"Of course I can, I'm a virgin!", says the bride. "Impossible", says the sales clerk.

"Unfortunately not", the bride explained. "My first husband was a psychologist. All he wanted to do was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector.... God I miss him"

Cheers.

ni mama heng pang, pang de meng dou chu bu liao

The traditional Irish joke.

An American man, a Japanese man and an Irish man are sitting in a sauna naked and enjoying the steam. Suddenly, a beeping sound is heard in the room. The Japanese man lifts his arm and presses his fingers against it a few times. He sees the other two looking at him strangely and he says, "Sorry, it was my pager. I have one implanted in my arm." The others look impressed, but go back to their own thoughts.

A short time later, a ringing sound is heard and the American man lift his hand to his ear and talks for a few moments. The other two are looking at him strangely so he explains, "Sorry, I have a mobile phone implanted in my hand." So the go back to their sauna.

By this stage, the Irish man is feeling decidedly low-tech. He excuses himself and heads off to the bathroom. After a short while, he returns and the two others stare as they notice a roll of toilet paper coming out of the Irish man's butt. The Irish man turns to see what they're looking at and exclaims, "Oh! I must me getting a fax."

A man has been sentenced for ten years of prison for the rape of a chihuahua.

(Just saw this in the news, and thought it could fit in this thread.)

ni mama heng pang, pang de meng dou chu bu liao
=你妈妈很胖,胖的门都出不了.
=your Mother is very fat, and she can not through the door.

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some kid was stabbed at with a kitchen knife in a wangba for having smelly feet =) saw it on chinadaily a few days back

epic stuff for anyone from the UK

http://www.snotr.com/video/8520/asda_prank_call