From Barcelona to Shanghai, its ....MOOMBA!! Hola everyone! Im a friend of tabasco, got me into playing WOW, saw him play a couple of times, and cought my attention, so i decided to join him to play, he told me about this awesome group of people TCW , so id like to join the nice family you all have going =)

Im playing with him now, im a cow warrior .. MOOMBA!

Hope to meet you all soon =)

WELOCOME Amigo! Look foreward to the many adventures you will have, enjoy TCW and dont be afraid to ask for help!

Welcome to TCW Moomba! I sincerely hope you enjoy your stay here! Oh, and:



Right? ;P

Welcome, Moomba. Glad you could join us from the secret cow level.

Are you an agent of the Federal Commission for Baking like Uru seems to be? Such a strange government bureau, but I suppose you don't want non-compliant bakers running around.

Visca Barca!! Urubaen! You're already my favorite =) jajaja

Thank you Blackhorn and Gruumsh!

what a warm welcome from my new familia!

Warmaster_Blackhorn wrote:

Are you an agent of the Federal Commission for Baking like Uru seems to be? Such a strange government bureau, but I suppose you don't want non-compliant bakers running around.

Indeed Warmaster Blackhorn. We have been receiving reports from our sources that some bakers in your dungeon have not been respecting the Laws of Baking, i.e selling bad bread. Please tell them to refrain from doing so, or you will have to pay the Baker's fee.
Also, the Health Department of Azeroth (H.D.A), as well as the International Non-Sanitary Awful Nutriments Entreprise (I.N.S.A.N.E) would like to have a word with you, concerning the food that you have been throwing out of your window, only to land on passer-bys below. It is interesting to note that the H.D.A is very 'badass' ; they hated the non-healthy way of life of the undead so much, that they founded what we call today: Church for the Propagation of Light In Non-Bright Places Especially the Undead (hence known as C.P.L.I.N.B.P.E.).


Sgt. Baker Uru
The Federal Commission for Baking
If you like bread or pastries, and would like to protect the beauty that is their taste, call l3-4-K-3-R-5. If you would like to give bread to the unfortunate, please refer to your local orphanage. ♫Balabababa, We're loving bread♫

P.S. We already have your beloved pet: your dog. If you do not heed this warning, expect 10 or 25 of your 'friends' coming to see you. Please note below a photography of a past experience:

I would like to point out that the conversion of Alexstraza's brood to the Twilight involves a large quantity of high quality bread as incentives. In fact, quality baked goods are one of the mainstays of our denizen loyalty program along with all you can eat gnome buffets (I particularly recommend the braised gnome spleens and the gnome finger fries, both excellent dishes). I'm sure you've heard the quote, "Come to the dark side, we have cookies". Well, I can assure you that the big boss, Deathwing himself, took that idea to heart and further expanded on it to include a variety of baked goods. Therefore our denizen loyalty is among the highest among not only dungeons, but also haunted towns, abandoned castles, ancient temples, and roach-infested crypts.

In regard to the H.D.A and I.N.S.A.N.E wanting to have a word with me, I do believe you have my dungeon confused with the lowly Deadmines, where I believe they ask their cook to specially prepare unsavoury baked goods and fling them about for unsuspecting employees to find. I find that simply unacceptable and, if I was not busy slaying heroes and burning airships from the sky, then I would be taking the issue up with the VanCleef's myself as I have done many times in the past.

Warmaster Blackhorn
First of the Twilight Elite Dragonriders

Looking forward to B!tch slapping you again this week Blachorn. Welcome Moo! Looking forward to gaming with you

Warmaster Blackhorn,

The kind fellows of the Deadmines cannot be blamed. They live in a cave, where the only valuable resource is rock. Add the fact that their cook is a deranged murloc, it is, explicitly not their fault. Pirates are pirates.

Let's get back on the main issue at hand here. According to recent data, your "Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies" statement is nothing but a lie. Please note the graph below:



Whereas, if you follow the light side:



Please show up for your meeting with I.N.S.A.N.E and H.D.A. Go to your local bakery and you will be given instructions.

Sgt. Baker Uru
The Federal Commission for Baking

Any fool could photoshop that graph...I look at your date with great suspicion. Remember you go caught forging those gnome passports? Those Azeroth checks you gave me nearly go me thrown in Stormwind stockade....

Sgt. Baker Uru,

It is quite clear that the FCB has been compromised. In fact, I would not be surprised to find that your bureau is employing gnomes in your statistics department as those graphs are clearly biased in favour of those who do not partake of gnome buffets, i.e. the "light" side.

I would suggest that you do a thorough internal audit of your statistics department and employ gnome-sniffer canines to root them out. If you are not sure what to do with any gnomes you capture through this exercise, the Twilight Elite Dragonriders are always looking for additional sources of gnomes for our gnome buffets. We can even throw in some tortureinterrogation to discover how they were planted before we devour them together with our high quality baked goods.

In regard to the meeting with I.N.S.A.N.E and H.D.A., I would suggest that you come for a site inspection to verify that even our lowest kitchen hands are highly capable bakers. Naturally, the top bakers are too busy baking for the senior management.

Finally, I would like to show you some data acquired from the fully independent market research firm, Twilight Research:

I am typing this message in times of dire need.

The FCB has indeed been compromised. As I type, the gnomes are looking for me. They've already cleared half of the building with their Brain-Melters.
The H.D.A and I.N.S.A.N.E are the only hope. This message is the last hope for bakers around Azeroth. The gnomes are coming, boys. The gnomes are coming.

With the AllBread gone, we cannot return the art of baking to our planet. But fate has yielded its own reward: a new taste to call home. We live among the people of Azeroth now, hiding in plain sight, but watching over them in secret, waiting... protecting . I am Optimus Bread, and I send this message to any surviving bread taking refuge among Azeroth: We are here. We are waiting.

Send this message to the Bureau of International Techie Conscious Haters. They will know what to do. Remember the FCB.
Just heard a sound near door just now. The gnomes know I'm in here. The FCB is no more.

They are my evil (expendable) minions. Enjoy!

OT: Welcome Moomba